Tuesday, June 28, 2011

That's one BIG nutshell

How long does it take an old lady to recover from an international flight with 2 cats, an overnight road trip ,a stay-cation with the girlfriends, a yard sale and the unpacking & finding of necessities?






Apparently, it takes about two months.





Yes, I’m still alive ya’ll. Let me see, how can I get caught up on all that time in one post?





Bullets! Yeah, bullets.





• The flight: The flight was actually the best I’ve had in years. O’Reilly flew in the cabin with me, poor Cavuto was too big so he had to fly in cargo. O’reilly was quiet as a mouse .The food was edible and I had 2 seats all to my self! It doesn’t get any better than that. The only bad part was getting through the million person long line at customs’. By the time I got through there and made it to the baggage claim, they had just dumped Cavutos crate by the carousel and he was all alone, screaming his head off.





The visit and the road trip:

My youngest son and his wife picked us up at O’Hare .We headed to their home where they have 2 huge dogs a cat and 2 ferrets. Once my cats were locked into the guest room, they stayed surprisingly calm during our 4 or 5 days there, in spite of knowing all those animals were also in the house.

We had some hilarious times watching many episodes of Raising Hope, we ate way too much restaurant food and plans went awry. Naturally. The plan was for my son and his brother in law to drive us home on Sunday, which happened to be Mothers day. We went to get the rental car and they would not let my son put it in his name. Leaving no choice but to put it in MY name. Ack!




 Then we were supposed to meet up and dine with my daughter in laws Mom and siblings before we hit the road. Well, after waiting for various people to show up, and a leisurely dinner at Chilis, it was 9:30 P.M. before we began our 12 hour drive. To say that I was a nervous wreck would be an understatement. Luckily, the boys drove pretty well, managed to stay awake all night and everything was fine. They stayed one night here and then drove back .So far ,I haven’t heard any bad news from the car rental place :)








*The home coming: The cats were thrilled to see their home. I, however, as I gazed about an endless sea of packed and stacked boxes, was not so thrilled. Overwhelmed was more like it.



Before I had left for Denmark I had packed up the entire contents of our house in case we decided to put our stuff in storage and rent out our house.



I had no idea where anything was now. Dishes? Summer clothes? A can opener? A towel?



Didn’t I label the boxes? Of course I did, right on the TOP of the damn things. I had to spend days unstacking and sifting through each box to find and unpack what I would need to live here. While doing this, I saw things which had me asking myself “why in the hell did you pack this in the first place?”



This gave me the brilliant idea that I must have a yard sale. Just kill me now.

You know that took a couple of weeks of my life. Just in time for Girl week.







Girl week : Girl week is actually more like 2 weeks. Every year, my best friend comes out from California and we have ourselves a big ole fun filled, stay-cation. The last couple years my sister has joined us from Dallas.



This year we went to the yurt. We had gone there a few years ago and it was loads of fun so we decided to go back this year.





Needless to say, we all had a total blast for 2 weeks. I will let the video speak for itself.









It takes me about a week to recover from Girl week. All that fun does tire out us oldsters.

So here I am. Now I have 20 something days to get my house ready for company, get skinny (yeah right) and plan our annual summer blow out dinner party.





My husband and all my kids will start arriving the 20th of July. There you have it, my last 2 months in a nutshell. Hopefully I can get back with my regular program now. I have dearly missed you all!





Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Heading home baby!

           And we're off......


I'll see you on the flip side!


                                                   Love me

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Spring it forward

   Hi ya'll, yes, I'm still alive and yes, I threw myself out of the a to z challange weeks ago. What was I thinking, trying to do that in the middle of moving accross the world .Umm....yeah so what's been happening around here?





Who knew that Easter was a 5 day weekend ,with every damn thing closed and my slob ....errr I mean spouse stuck at home. 
I nearly lost my mind.




My husband invited a Danish work friend, wife and their 2 kids over for dinner on Easter.We cooked lamb and a beer can chicken on the primo grill.I also made mashed potatos and gravy,green beans and sweet potato casserole.
The kids,aged 9 and 13 loathed every bit of our American food.It was kind of funny how horrifed they were. I offered to make them hot dogs or noodles but they said no.It reminded of when my kids tried liver.




We had a good time and they probably had to stop at Mcdonalds on the way home. BTW the mom is the only one who loved the sweet potato casserole.



Note to self: next time make some danish food as well.



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I have scoured every inch of Copenhagen for a pair of comfortable (yet not hideous) shoes. No luck. What happened to arch support? all the shoes are just flat on the inside.
Why do I have these stupid "princess and the pea" feet? I can feel a lint ball the size of a pin head and it will seem like a boulder in my shoe. My socks have to be on the right foot or I can feel that too.

Yesterday I braved the shuffling wall of humanity to return to Stroget to get these :

You love 'em right?


 I wish they'd come in red :)

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Four days and a wake-up and I'm heading home. It's going to be a longgggg trip. They have no direct flights from Copenhagen to Dallas. I usually fly to dallas and then drive home to Arkansas.This time I have to fly into Chicago.I'll stay a few days with my youngest and then he gets the joy of driving me and the cats ,12 hours home.
Hopefully the cats will be able to handle staying at their house for a few days as they have 2 dogs ,2 ferrets and a cat :)




Speaking of cats, O'Reilly gets to fly in the cabin with me in a little tiny bag.He hasn't done that since the Sweden trip of 2004,during which he screamed his head off the entire way and once busted his way right out of the zippered bag.Poor Cavuto is too huge to fit in a tiny zippered bag so he has to fly in cargo.He may scream the entire way as well, but no one will hear it.



 Wish us luck !


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I have been busy ,busy getting ready to leave so I won't bore you with the details of drudgery.Without further ado....spring has finally sprung here in Denmark! Yippee!
Check it out. (click the pics to see them full sized)





Getting that boat ready to sail



The Danish Royal Lifeguards







sunset from our balcony   


Green at last!









Nyhaven
park in Frederiksberg

Flea market baby!

so crowded you could barely get to the goods
spring chickens
Stroget





awaiting the crowd




                                       Happy Saturday!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Start spreadin' the news......

 I'll be back shortly folks (to update) I swear!


In the mean time please spread the word....Skeletor and family need a doggy loving landlord in Jacksonville ,Florida.





Click here:

http://skeletor.fuelmm.net/





Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I is for Impetigo








 is a highly contagious bacterial skin infection most common among pre-school children.[1]rugby, American football and wrestling are also susceptible, regardless of age. Impetigo is not as common in adults. The name derives from the Latin People who play close contact sports such as impetere ("assail"). It is also known as school sores







Picture it, back in the 80’s ……My sons were 3, 5 and 7. We were living in Arkansas; out in the woods .My dad had just bought the 4 of us bus tickets to come visit him in Boston.




Naturally this is when my kids come down with a nice disgusting case of impetigo. My middle son had so many gross sores on his legs; the doctor asked if he could take a photo of them for a text book. (Oh sure, could it be any more humiliating?)




My dad and his wife were the only “normal” people in our entire world. No way was I going to show up with my 3 scab infested children and announce “Hey, we brought you a nice infectious skin condition, cuz we white trash like that.”




The bus trip is a story in itself, saved for another day.




We spent nearly a week in Boston, with kids covered in Band-Aids, the worst of their scabbiness hidden by clothing. Until that fateful night my dad insists that I sit and visit, he’ll help the kids with their bath. There’s no way to hide the fact that something isn’t right ,when a kid has 50 or 60 band aids on his legs. I had to fess up.




It could have been worse, like when they had chicken pox and lice at the same time.
Count your blessings people :)




Sunday, April 10, 2011

F thru H...is for






 
           F is for fluffy :


 

























G is for get it while it's hot!





That's right guys, this little cutie is going to be up for sale after the first week of May. 2006 Miata convertable with less than 30,000 miles .Sweet !












H is for HOME !







The babies and I are going home for the summer in about 3 weeks. Yee haw!!!






 p.s. blogger is screwed up again .what's that huge white space?